Poo Another Day

Poo Another Day... Because Even Spies Gotta Go

Jeet Bond, the swaggering Punjabi super-spy with a license to shill, is back. When a rogue villain threatens to flood the world with counterfeit desi ghee and fake turmeric, Jeet must travel from the fields of Punjab to the glitzy underbelly of Dubai, stopping at every dhaba along the way. Armed with his signature gadget-filled turban, a Walther PPK that shoots masala chai, and an endless supply of “imported” protein powder, he seduces enemy agents with butter chicken charm while dropping product placement so smooth it should be illegal. Explosions, bathroom breaks, and one very confused Q branch later, Jeet saves the day and probably sells you a course on how to do it too.


Client

Jeet Bond

Year

2002

Industry

Movie

Why This Movie Exists

Because the world has suffered enough serious spy films. In an era of over-the-top action and relentless influencer culture, Poo Another Day is the ultimate satire: a loving roast of both James Bond excess and modern “jeet” hustle culture. It exists to make you laugh, cringe, and accidentally buy protein supplements while questioning your life choices.

Iconic Dialogue

  • “The name’s Bond… Jeet Bond. License to shill.”

  • “Shaken, not stirred… and add extra tadka.”

  • Villain: “You’ll never defeat me!” Jeet: “Arre bhai, main toh already defeated constipation in 90 seconds flat.”

  • “This is for Queen and country… and for my affiliate link.”

  • Moneypenny: “Jeet, you have a license to kill.” Jeet: “Kill? Nah. I have a license to close.”

  • “Poo happens… but only once every 007 days.”

Fun Facts

  • The opening title sequence features Jeet skydiving while doing bhangra on a flying tractor.

  • The villain’s lair is a giant pressure cooker that explodes into perfectly cooked biryani.

  • Daniel Craig has a cameo as “British Jeet” and immediately loses in a protein shake chugging contest.

  • Every explosion is followed by a 5-second product placement for “Jeet’s Pure Desi Ghee – Now With Extra Explosive Flavor.”

  • The movie was banned in 3 countries for “excessive pun density.”

  • The post-credit scene teases the sequel: Poo Never Dies.