Moonraper

Shaken, stirred… and served with extra tadka!

Jeet Bond, Punjab’s smoothest spy, must stop billionaire Dr. Drax from using the Moonraper — a giant space harvester — to strip the moon’s resources and control Earth with hypnotic Bollywood TV. Teaming up with scientist Priya Goodhead, Jeet battles henchman Jaat in zero-gravity chaos to save the planet.

Client

Jeet Bond

Year

1979

Industry

Movie

Why This Movie Exists

A short, spicy Bond parody that mixes 007 glamour with Punjabi swagger and Bollywood energy. Because the world needed a desi spy who fights evil while ordering extra tadka.

Iconic Dialogue

  • “The name’s Bond… Jeet Bond.”

  • “Your moon rocks are about to get jeeted.”

  • “Shaken, not stirred… with extra tadka!”

  • “In space no one can hear you scream… except my stomach.”

Fun Facts

  • Jeet’s watch dispenses paan and works as a mini tandoor.

  • The Moonraper uses oversized mechanical farming rakes.

  • Theme song is a bhangra-Bond fusion banger.

  • Henchman Jaat got his own spin-off series.